Ever do anything to your kids that you’re less than proud of? 20 Somewhat Horrible Things I Do to My Kids That I in No Way Feel Guilty About
The following list was compiled by my wife, me, and a few other guilty parties whose names will be protected until my death. They know who they are, and they don’t feel guilty, either.
- I’ve been trying to use up the gross generic peanut butter that we bought a while ago. When we make sandwiches, the kids get generic. I get Jif. I’m choosy… and selfish.
- If we are at the end of a loaf of bread, the kids always get the butt. They think it is the “special” piece.
- I eat the filling out of Oreos, and give my son the gross cookie part.
- When the kids ask for more food after dinner, I tell them that food before bed gives them nightmares. The second their heads hit the pillow, I make a second dinner — an ice cream dinner. I sleep like a rock.
- We take batteries out of annoying toys and say that they are broken. Then, when we put the batteries back in, we act like we are toy-fixing gods. LOVE US, FOR WE HAVE FIXED YOUR TOY!
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